
The Tide in the Glass
Why beer trends come and go, and why the old styles keep judging us.
Essays
Every published essay on The Shelf. Shelves organize the collection; seeds show how each piece began.

Why beer trends come and go, and why the old styles keep judging us.

Shame, Envy, and the Monster We Make Together

What Seinfeld Taught Us About Work, Friendship, Sex, and the Hidden Price of Everything

The ordinary rituals that summon old selves—and perhaps something older

How Barley Met Hops—and Beer Became Beer

How hop varieties carried beer from Saaz to Citra—and how the home brewer can learn to taste the difference

Einstein, Jung, and the Search for Meaning in a Universe Without a Master Clock

Heidegger, Plato, and the Strange Nearness of Being

Kant as the Bridge from Plato to Heidegger

Plato and the Long Argument Over Idealism


The object that has followed you the longest

We spend all day trying to appear reasonable and in control. Then we fall asleep and carry a fish tank through an airport while our childhood dentist explains the stock market.

George Costanza was not a millennial, but he may have understood millennial work before millennials arrived: the theater of competence, the terror of being found out, and the strange dignity of turning employment into a bit.

Against the seamless world

A light heroic history of civilization's oldest companion